Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!

Its Deathhawk Awareness Day!

2004-08-27T16:17:17Z

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1905 is a great band. And Im sure something happened that year.

2004-08-27T00:44:12Z

http://www.struzzin.com/am/artists/1905/

you can stream their album, along with some stuff from their side project. They are so cool.

Im ruder than j00

2004-08-26T20:15:53Z

got my new pork pie hat, it rocks. People seem to like it too, they all want to be as cool as me. Too bad thats impossible. Oh well.

Why are some girls so beautiful? Its crazy.

and is it wrong that I like to make fun of fat people?

We're gonna miss you pal

2004-08-24T04:40:18Z

Recently I lost a good friend of mine in a horrible horrible misunderstanding. This world is just so unfair, and those who manage the rules never play by them. This friend was...suspended from Gamefaqs. He might not be back. If he doesnt come back the boards will crumble. Maybe not, but there will definitely be a lot of unhappy punks, and Ceej doesnt want that. Anywho, this is a tribute to Matt, better known as PyramidHeadTrauma. This is a haiku he wrote:

i hate black people,
also, i'm a communist
no, i'm just kidding

i love black people
i think black people are great
on a sharp kabob

take that, black people!
- Matt "PHT"

Amazing. Thats the only word I know to explain my feelings for this masterpeice. Matt, I can only hope you continue writing such beautiful literature.

hell to the yeah

2004-08-17T22:52:09Z

Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite
LJ Username
Favorite animal
You invite over...
They bring...
You talk about...
You end up...	having wild sweaty sex

Quiz created with MemeGen!

and in other sexy news, Flogging Molly has a new album coming out soon. Ive managed to grab it early and let me just say that it owns so much. Its my favorite release of theirs.

Sweet

2004-08-15T08:36:37Z

Your band by jesus_spiced
Username
Pick an obscenity
You will be the	Drummer
Your groupie will be	catviolence
Your cover band will be started by	denvermax05
Debut CD name	(Self Titled)
Your next tour is	December 25, 2007
Opening band	Lynyrd Skynyrd (brough back to life)
You sound like a mix between	The Doors
and	Slayer
Band quirk	You're so awesome you all get crucified
Typical band cliche	You make "Behind the Music" in 5 years

Quiz created with MemeGen!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-08-10T00:19:00

2004-08-10T04:19:46Z

Take the quiz: "What Hardcore band are you? (revised)"

Dillinger Escape Plan
You are Dillinger Escape Plan. People better get out of your way because you are going to kick their ass again and again. Although your brutal nature is what people seem to like about you. Crazy good music.

thats awesome

OMG UPDATE

2004-08-09T20:02:45Z

Hooray for school starting in 2 days! Hooray for the new house being pretty sweet! Hooray for my new Xbox which is pretty awesome for a corporate tool of the devil!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-07-24T13:41:00

2004-07-24T17:44:37Z

hmmmm, its been awhile since Ive posted anything. Not much has happened. Im getting ready to move twice, one back to college, and the other into our new house. Cordele(the town im in right now) is going to suck so much once I leave. Im the only thing that keeps it semi awesome, but as soon as Im gone it will crash into a pit of redneck incest. Im hoping there will be a larger punk scene in Albany(the town Im going to) but I doubt it.

http://www.purevolume.com/foxtrotsky
you NEED to check these guys out. They are the greatest thing I have heard in a long time.

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-07-09T11:17:00

2004-07-09T15:17:21Z

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-07-08T22:05:00

2004-07-09T02:05:50Z

18 to throwdown, 21 to throwup

2004-07-06T13:37:57Z

meh, Im home sick today. I have some kind of flu, makes me freeze and then sweat and then freeze and then sweat. I threwup a few times last night, thats always fun. Right now it feels like its getting better and going away, so thats good. Saturday I get to see my beloved Monica again, that makes me uber happy!

Im Monica's, so no touchie!!!

2004-07-01T03:46:02Z

Borrowed this from Monica. I love her so much!!!!

-FULL name: Justin Stuart "SMASH YOUR BRAINS" Patten.
-Nicknames: Longshanks, Spicy, Joostahn
-Where do you live: at home
-Birthdate: 5-9-85
-Height: 6'2"
-Weight: 150 lbs.
-Shoe size: 12
-Right or lefty: Righty.

What....

-What do you think of the way you look?: Im cool
-What do you think about life after death?: Heaven with parties and singing and dancing and love!
-What do you think about love?: Love is amazing
-What do you think about fate?: depends on the situation
-What do you think about your self?: i mostly just think about Monica
-What do you think about your first love?: every second of my life since I met her
-What are you scared of?: losing Monica
-What are your parents names?: Douglas and Joni

The Dream Side of You

-Do you dream a lot at night?: mediumish
-Do you dream in black and white, or color?: mostly color
-Do you remember any of your dreams?: usually just bits and pieces
-Where is your dream make out spot?: anywhere where I can be alone with Monica
-What is your dream job?: King and Queen of Cheese
-Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?: I sure hope not O_O

Do you...

-Do you write in a journal or diary?: writing? Who does that anymore?
-Do you keep an organizer?: Im messy, fool!!!
-Do you believe in love at first sight?: yeah, but I wont experience it. Ive already met my true love
-Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: Yes.
-Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: I believe in Santa Clause
-Do you believe in yourself?: yes
-Do you cry easily?: no, but I can create tears at will!

Online
-How much time do you spend online?: too much, unless Monica is on, then its not enough
-Who are your best friends?: Jackson, the rest got weird on me
-Favorite Website: www.homestarrunner.com
-Have you ever met anyone in real life?: One, and Im so glad I did
-If you could date anyone you know online, who would it be?: Im dating Monica....and there is no one else special on the internet...so no!
-Do you buy things online?: yep. UP THE PUNX!

Favorites

-Favorite day of the week: Monica day
-Favorite movies: anything thats funny
-Favorite actors: me
-Favorite actresses: Monica
-Favorite song(s): changes with the times
-Favorite music groups: Rehasher, Circle Takes the Square, Fear Before The March of Flames, Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine, and Big D and the Kids Table
-Favorite music singers: um........Weird Al
-Favorite holiday: Floorpunch Day!
-Favorite season: Summer
-Favorite colors: green and pink, and pinkish green

When you hear ___ you think of..

-Bread: Getting poked in the stomache
-Silver: peices
-Baseball: hitting Red with the bat
-Jeff: one of my good friends from preschool
-Dog: Chinese Buffet
-Feet: macaroni
-Warm apple pie: Monica
-Socks: toes
-Fish: sushi!
-Clown: dancing
-Bologna: italy
-Giant Eagle: Montana
-A nun: My love, before I met her
-The number 69: 69
-School: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!

Relationships

-What is your sexual preference?: MONICA!
-Boyfriend/girlfriend's name: Monica the Impaler!
-Crush: Monica!!!
-Where does that special someone live?: in a tower/conven
-Things you like in the opposite sex: Monica and everything about her!
-When was your first kiss: maybe a month ago? it was at a chorus production thing
-Are you a virgin: wouldnt you like to know????
-Which is more important- personality or looks?: Personality

Creative Q's

-If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: Anything with my Monica
-Would you ever share your heart completely with someone else?: Yes.
-Have you ever written on a mirror?: no, i dont write!
-Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed: Both.
-Name one person whose changed your life for the better: Monica Marin, the love of my life
-What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully - physically or mentally - or both?: Im a guy, so basically you just have to touch me and Im ready ;)
-What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: thinking about Monica

Numbers

-Number of times I have been in love: One.
-Number of hearts I have broken: one, MAYBE
-Number of boys I have kissed in my life: None
-Number of girls I have kissed in my life: One
-Number of drugs taken illegally: I got drunk once, but thats it
-Number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: 2
-Number of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: 6 or 7
-Number of piercings: 3
-Number of tattoos: None yet.
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: around 5 or 6
-Number of scars on my body: some
-Number of scars on my heart: none
-Number of people that have made me scared of what they could do to me physically: a few when I was littler, but no one messes with pirates, so Im never scared now
-Number of things in my past that I regret: I know how to forget about things
-Number of times I have wondered why I took the time to take this survey: eleventy bajllion times zero

ok, and now for the news. Im going to buy a ton of fireworks this weekend when I go to Louisiana!

Things are good!

2004-06-29T16:25:46Z

Dad wasnt really mad at me, just dissappointed. We talked about it and figured stuff out and now its all great again! Ill still get to see my love, but Ill have to work overtime to make her parents trust me again. They will trust me though, and then things will be back to normal, but better!

Te iubesc Monica!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-06-28T21:06:00

2004-06-29T01:11:32Z

Sooooo yeah, this weekend rocked! I think Monica's parents hate me though, and my parents think that I have no responibility. Dad hasnt gotten home yet, thats why Im still typing. After he gets done with me Ill probably feel uber bad, and I might go hide in my room for awhile. Its worth it though. I love you Monica! And if Im still alive later tonight, Ill post somemore.

Ooooo!!!

2004-06-24T22:33:43Z

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	to die for
Your eyes...	sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	beautiful
Your smile is...	hypnotising
Your love is...	one of a kind

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-06-22T17:40:00

2004-06-22T21:42:51Z

YAY!!!! Yesterday was Monica's birthday and I went to spend it with her and she loved it and I loved it and I love her and everything was so amazing and Im still thinking about it! I love you soooo much Monica!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!

2004-06-20T19:00:53Z

Yesterday I went to Monica's birthday party and that was really really fun! I got to meet a bunch of romanians, eat some yummy food, and spend time with the love of my life! Monica got lots of pretty clothes and a cool CD and this awesome photo album ;) Mihai is like a father and kept standing over us but I didnt worry about that too much. We all went to the movies and on the way home I made Mihai drive us whilst me and monica had free reign over the backseat hehehehehehehehe! Im going back up there tomorrow, YAY!!!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-06-17T19:12:00

2004-06-17T23:13:03Z

What kind of disease are you?

Justin Patten:

Justin Patten is caused by bacteria.

An infection of Justin Patten will cause you to become a Jedi.
To cure Justin Patten, bathe in Nair.

May the Force be with you!

What kind of disease are you?

Justin Stuart Patten:

Justin Stuart Patten is caused by bad television.

Justin Stuart Patten disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Justin Stuart Patten, write bad goth poetry.

NUDITY!!!

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-06-17T18:47:00

2004-06-17T23:09:09Z

I AM: Justin Patten, known as Jwstyn the mighty by the welsh people!
I WANT: To be with Monica
I HAVE: a lovely bunch of coconuts
I WISH: I could teleport
I HATE: when niggahs be all up in my bi'ness
I MISS: Monica
I FEAR: growing up
I HEAR: Thunder yay!
I SEARCH: for the lost treasure of Azkablrabien
I WONDER: why I have to live so far away from Monica
I REGRET: inviting Tim to drive my golfcart
I LOVE: Monica Marin! She has no middle name, therefore she > you
I ACHE: for another of Monica's kisses
I AM NOT: Blue
I DANCE: to the sound of your death screams! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I SING: a bunch
I CRY: when I poop
I WRITE: bad poetry and make people listen to it...nevermind, Im not an emo kid
I WIN: you lose!
I LOSE: when I use my face as a hockey stick
I CONFUSE: a lot of people
I NEED: air
I SHOULD: go steal Monica

x. three things you are often complimented for: hilarity, goodness, weird pants
x. you get embarrassed when: my undawearsa are showing...not really
x. makes you happy: what? Monica and swords!
x. upsets you: adults
x. you keep a diary: ixnay on the oopidstay!
x. you like to cook: its enjoyable
x. you set your watch a few minutes ahead: I used to, then I got smart
x. you believe in love: YES AND YES AND YES SOMEMORE!

Who is...?
The prettiest girl you know: Monica!
The weirdest person you know: Rett Hawley
The Loudest Person you Know: Hanna Mercer
The Sexiest Person you Know: Monica Marin!
Your close friends: Monica, Jackson, Doyle, Chase
The Person that Knows the Most about you: Monica and some stalker
Most Boring Teacher: Prof. I forgot his name but he was old and stupid

In the last 24 hours have you:
CRIED? No
HELPED SOMEONE? Yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Yes
GOTTEN SICK? No
GONE TO THE MOVIES? No
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? Yes
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? Yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? No
TALKED TO AN EX? No
MISSED AN EX? No
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? maybe <_< HAD A SERIOUS TALK? Yes

cpt_longshanks @ 2004-06-16T18:01:00

2004-06-16T22:04:34Z

How to make a Justin

Ingredients:

1 bajillion parts awesomeness

8 parts humour

42 parts sex appeal

Method:
Combine these things on the 4th day of the 8th month of the 15th year of the 21st century and seal with a kiss from the Impaler, then stand back and shout BOOGALY BOOGALY BOOGALY!!!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I LOVE MONICA!!!! and only she can sip this cocktail, so back off!

^_^

2004-06-13T19:11:37Z

Oooooooooo I spent the weekend with Monica and it was fun and we went to Six Flags and I slept at her house and things were happy and thats all you need to know! YAY!

Body parts in action!

2004-06-07T22:00:26Z

type your username with the following body parts:

nose: ct-longshanks
elbow: cvpty-lomnjghhjasnk,
tongue: cpt-longshanks
chin: c l;gftp[,.ln gbvxhnzan kzx
feet: cdoprt0-klongfshnaqnbklsa
eyes closed and one finger: cpt-longshaavis
back of my hand: cfopt-lomndjuhsnjksd
palm: cp0ty=-;lopn bmnsd
mouse: cpt_longshanks (I cheated on this one, too lazy to find comp keyboard)
wrist: cvp-;ty0-0mnsdjksmnd

yay! that was funish!

WOW! WOWEE WOW WOW!

2004-06-07T01:26:26Z

Ooooo YAY!!! Yesterday was amazing! I got to spend the majority of it with Monica, my love, my princess, and I was very happy about that! She is soooo beautiful and amazing and sexy and fun and the most perfect girl ever! I love her with all of my heart! I got to her house around noon and was greeted by Mihai. I didn’t really pay any attention to him because Monica was there on the stairs looking gorgeous like she always does. We left to pick up sam and chris and off we went to the fair! The interstate is boring…someone should spice it up with ramps and dancing midgets and new colors besides gray and yellow. We got into the fair pretty quickly and some guy sold us 4 tickets for $20, which is way cheaper than we would have gotten them at the front gate. HOORAY! We all went to see a sword swallower, that was fun. He made me laugh and cringe all at the same time! Then we split up and Monica and I went around happily on a magical love tour of joy yay! There were a lot of fun things to do or watch, like jousting, battle chess, dancing kilted people, a guy with a funny mustache, and some juggling brothers who were funny! Monica makes me so happy, just being around her makes me forget about anything bad and I don’t worry about anything when Im with her. A rabid nursing home attendant could be gnawing my leg off and I wouldn’t mind as long as I was around Monica. Several of the rennies(who are in a the same genus as carnies) where hitting on Monica. She laughed at some and shuddered at others. Most were just silly guys who had never seen a girl as radiantly beautiful Monica. The guy at the haunted house was creepy, I didn’t like him the most. The haunted house was fun, and actually had me jumping a bit. The best part about it though was that we were all alone inside it ;) I got a fun katana, and I bought a rose for Monica, but she told me she didn’t want me to buy her anything else. I would have if she had wanted something, I offered several times but she didn’t want anything. I think Ill get her a surprise and give it to her the next time we get together. We saw an ent walking around and everyone was standing far away from him because he was kind of creepy and huge. After that we left and dropped sam and chris off then went back to Monica’s house. Her parents fed us, and it was good, but I wasn’t very hungry. That fried candy bar had me full, it was yummay!! We decided to go to the movies, and this girl named Alice was coming over so we waited on her. I think Mihai is in love with her. AAAWWWWWWWWWW how cute!!!! Me and Monica saw Shrek 2 and Mihai and Alice saw The Day After Tomorrow. Shrek 2 was great, and I thought it was funnier than the first one. Our movie got done way before the other one, so we went outside and cuddles and kissed and talked somemore. Monica is a great kisser, and a great cuddler, and a great everything! We went back inside and finally their movie ended and we all went back to Monica’s. It was late and I was tired, but her dad didn’t offer to let me stay, plus they had Alice staying over, and I didn’t want to be rude or intrude or anything. I didn’t want to leave though. It always makes me sad when I have to leave Monica. She went out to my car and we stayed out there for awhile. Finally I left against my own will and went home. I was tired so I took a nap on the roadside, and finally got home around 5 am(it was a LONG nap)

I miss Monica already and I am uber ready to see her again! I love her with all of my heart, and she is the girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with. She is beautiful inside and out, she is fun, she makes me laugh and smile…she is perfect! My perfect princess!

WOOHOO!!!

2004-06-04T23:50:01Z

Ooooooooo tomoorrow is the fair! In Fairburn! WOAH!!! ok Ill calm down...no I wont! I get to see Monica all day tomorrow, it will be magnificent! Monica has me hooked on a song that she was hooked on last summer. Its from romania, and I like it. Corina doesnt, but who really cares about Corina anyways, right? jk, you are cool Corina! The song sounds great, I dont understand the lyrics(just like some american songs!) but Monica said it was about love and stuff, and thats always a good thing to sing about. Monica makes me want to sing! Thinking about her makes me want to write poetry and draw pictures and build statues of her magnificent beauty! I suck at art things though...maybe I can get her to help me with it :P she is my favorite artist!

In other news, work is still going great. Me and George have fun wiring up the control boxes and getting to listen to the old redneck lady tell us stories about her life that are completely uninteresting and boring, but we listen anyways because she is quite scary when she gets mad, and she gets mad pretty easy. She smells like brocoli, I havent quite figured out that, and I dont want to get close enough to know. I usually just ignore her and think about Monica, yay! I also got into a wrestling match with The Guatamalan Oompah Loompah(this short dark kid at work)today. He is annoying, and he was throwing firecrackers at people, so I took him down. The brocoli lady took his paycheck away and he got all mad and I think they like each other and probably make babies on the equipment during lunch....EEEEEEEW I just pictured it...so...nasty...BLEAH!!

I dont like Denny's anymore. The food gives me bad stomach pain. Im good now though. Yummmmm, eggos for dinner!

Your LiveJournal Love Life
LJ Username
You are lusted after by:	denvermax05
You will be seen naked by:	pink_impaler
You will have casual sex with:	muthafzckinbill
You will be loved by:	violet7vixen
You will fall in love with:	pink_impaler
You will end up with:	violet7vixen

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